Flomaton Police Seek Vehicle Theft Suspect

September 10, 2025

The Flomaton Police Department is seeking the public’s held in identifying a vehicle theft suspect.

The man allegedly stole a silver car (pictured behind him” from an employee at the We Care Thrift Store in Flomaton.

Anyone with information on the alleged theft is asked to call FPD Sgt. Clay Smith at (251) 296-5811.

Comments

7 Responses to “Flomaton Police Seek Vehicle Theft Suspect”

  1. Sam on September 11th, 2025 10:19 pm

    “Dude….where’s my car?”

  2. David Huie Green on September 11th, 2025 12:36 am

    Andy G
    You just gave me a craving for a bologna sandwich with mustard.
    (I don’t think I’ll commit a crime to get one, though.)
    David for the good life

  3. Mike on September 10th, 2025 10:05 am

    No, he doesn’t look suspicious at all

  4. CK on September 10th, 2025 10:02 am

    @NavyDave

    It’s a Ford Fiesta.

  5. Susie on September 10th, 2025 8:47 am

    They’ll catch him if they haven’t already. He’s oblivious of the camera and the fact he’s probably too dumb to notice they’re already onto him.

  6. NavyDave on September 10th, 2025 8:46 am

    Of all the cars you could steal, you chose a Mitsubishi Mirage? Really?

  7. Andy G on September 10th, 2025 7:34 am

    That guy better like bologna and mustard sandwiches, because that’s going to be the lunch he’s served soon.