Century Man Caught In Courthouse With Meth In His Underwear

June 16, 2017

A Century man is facing charges after being caught at the county courthouse with crystal methamphetamine hidden away inside his underwear.

Colby Wayne Satterwhite was taken into custody at the MC Blanchard Judicial Building on an outstanding warrant for failure to appear on a traffic charge.  As he was being searched before being placed in a vehicle for transport to the county jail, officers reported finding a baggie of methamphetamine in the torn seam of his underwear.

A small baggie fell onto the ground from Satterwhite’s crotch area, according to an Escambia County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.  The baggie and clear, crystal-like contents tested positive for methamphetamine, the report states.

Satterwhite was charged with felony possession of methamphetamine and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. He was also arrested on the outstanding warrant for failure to appear on a driving while license suspended charge.

Comments

17 Responses to “Century Man Caught In Courthouse With Meth In His Underwear”

  1. Anita DeLuca on June 25th, 2017 10:52 am

    I agree with you TUMom. This drug has grabbed so many. It’s so sad to watch such good people go down because of poor choices. This drug is the devil and I pray for all who it has a hold of. I know Colby as well and when I used to watch him and his brother they were good little children. I hate this got a hold of them. I pray for this family.

  2. Catrina on June 19th, 2017 5:10 am

    Yes, meth makes you THAT stupid! A meth addict will do ANYTHING to get the drug.

  3. Nod on June 18th, 2017 7:14 pm

    Best way to not be part of the so called drug epidemic is to never do it in the first place.

  4. Joe on June 18th, 2017 2:13 am

    But for the grace of God, it could have been me.

  5. TUMom on June 18th, 2017 12:53 am

    This is such a sad, sad situation. This young man and his siblings had to pretty much raise themselves due to their having drug addicted parents. This does in no way excuse him from the choices he made in his life. I pray that he gets the help he needs to turn his life around and change for the better. God Bless him and his siblings.

  6. CW on June 17th, 2017 4:33 pm

    I just cannot understand what makes some people tempted to try meth, I mean just look around and you’ll find plenty of examples of what it does to people.

  7. Willis on June 16th, 2017 9:40 pm

    David , I think it makes it more resemble Crack.??

    Willis for a way to get people off this junk!!!

  8. Gary on June 16th, 2017 8:14 pm

    Who ties this guy’s shoe laces?

  9. Matchbox on June 16th, 2017 5:27 pm

    I think WOW…pretty much covers it

  10. David Huie Green on June 16th, 2017 11:37 am

    What effect does that have on the flavor?

  11. nod on June 16th, 2017 11:20 am

    Give the guy a break that was probably his “medical meth” that he knew he would need while in jail.

  12. tg on June 16th, 2017 10:19 am

    When you do that Meth listen closely because it Yells Gocha.

  13. Bama Girl on June 16th, 2017 10:02 am

    I’m sorry but some folks are just plain STUPID!

  14. Past Educator on June 16th, 2017 8:36 am

    This is just so very sad. I taught this young man in Elementary School & he was such a good & kind hearted kid. However, once he took that wrong turn in life, he’s never been able to come back from it. I pray he gets the much needed help he so desperately needs!!! I don’t like the term “lifetime criminal”, but unless he kicks this drug habit he’s had for most of his young life, I’m afraid that’s what he will always be. God forbid drugs don’t kill him before he can get help because drugs do kill!!!!

  15. clint on June 16th, 2017 7:53 am

    Does meth make u that stupid?

  16. chris on June 16th, 2017 6:05 am

    I don’t remember that being in any of the Fruit of the Loom commercials. It’s sad that his addiction caused him to make such poor decisions. I pray this is the wake up call he needs.

  17. Satchel on June 16th, 2017 2:13 am

    He figured he’d just go ahead and knock that on out while he was there.





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