Comments on: Armed Robbery Charges: Man Stuffs Sausage Inside Pants, Pulls Knife

By: alabamaauburnfan

alabamaauburnfan — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:29:14 +0000

At least this guy is an honest thief. I went to food world today where an older lady with nicotine stained skin stood in front of me tying up the register with a big wic purchase (welfare for infants)….then as I was leaving the parking lot I saw her and a guy drive out of the parking lot in a newer cadallic….welfare is stealing from tax payers….this guy had his sausage in his shorts…this thief had your tax dollars in her cadalliac.

By: 429SCJ

429SCJ — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 23:40:05 +0000

Maybe oneday Andrew Loyde Webber will write an opera The Sausage Thief of Davisville. I think the chase will be my favorite scene, or the confrontation.

By: david lamb

david lamb — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 06:10:10 +0000

Should have headlined this story ” The Great Sausage Caper”. Wish I could beg, borrow, buy, steal some Conecuh Sausage. Dont sell it here in Braska.
Also need a Whataburger! Used to be a butcher in Atmore,Bartels, talk about good sausage! Can remember Bartel behind the counter with the bloody meat apron and a big stoggie hanging from his mouth!
From the posts sounds like this person is a habitual community problem.

By: David Huie Green

David Huie Green — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 23:53:42 +0000

REGARDING:
“Wow!! Only is Century!”

You DO realize Davisville isn’t in Century, don’t you?

Food Giant is in Century.
Piggly Wiggly is in Davisville.

David rising to defend Century

By: rollin' stone

rollin' stone — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 19:54:10 +0000

The first paragraph of this story is so funny it made my day. Wow!! Only is Century!

By: click

click — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 19:06:57 +0000

i bet he was a state employee trying to make up for the lost wages that the state took from him.

By: David Huie Green

David Huie Green — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:26:57 +0000

According to the Mayo clinic regarding kelptomania, the symptoms don’t sound like what bratt described.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/kleptomania/DS01034/DSECTION=symptoms
“Unlike typical shoplifters, people with kleptomania don’t compulsively steal for personal gain. Nor do they steal as a way to exact revenge. They steal simply because the urge is so powerful that they can’t resist it. This urge makes them feel uncomfortably anxious, tense or aroused. To soothe these feelings, they steal.
During the theft, they feel relief and gratification. Afterward, though, they feel enormous guilt, remorse, self-loathing and fear of arrest. But the urge comes back, and the kleptomania cycle repeats itself”

As to laughing about it, many people laugh when they think they have pulled one over on authorities or others. Regardless, people who endanger or threaten others need to be where they will no longer do so. Call it a prison, insane assylum or palace makes no difference, just so they are isolated.

David considering causes,
solutions and locations

By: Polythenepam

Polythenepam — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 11:45:12 +0000

Hey bratt, Anyone who laughs about breaking the law and getting hunted by police is not functioning correctly mentally, therefore they call it mentally ill. Another cool word to look up is Kleptomania, check it out. At least its a possible explanation……
Or maybe he has friends in jail and likes to go stay them for a bit there, who knows?

By: bratt

bratt — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 05:08:55 +0000

To polythenepam this man ain’t suffering from no mental illness. Go down n read and read “lawful citizens” post….. This person knows this man on a personal level and says he’s also gota job. Like I said n my other posts….he’s stealn cause he can not cause he’s hungry. I’ve delt with him a number of times for steeln. Another thang is NoBoDy HaS sTeAl!!! It’s a choice people make. Another post also talked bout how he would steal n have a car waitn fer em somewhere. Then he would laugh cause police is lookn fer a dude on a bicycle n he would have his bike hidden.

By: bmr

bmr — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 04:23:53 +0000

whoops he didn’t peddle hard enough