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	<title>Comments on: Driver Hits Downed Tree, No Injuries</title>
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		<title>By: char</title>
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		<dc:creator>char</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>David

lol</description>
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		<title>By: David Huie Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>David Huie Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Officer, that tree&#039;s drunk.&quot;

&quot;How do you know it&#039;s drunk?&quot;

&quot;It&#039;d have to be to jump out in front of me like that.&quot;

It&#039;s an old joke but actually applies in this case since the tree actually did jump out in front of them (or at least fall down in front of them).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Officer, that tree&#8217;s drunk.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;How do you know it&#8217;s drunk?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;d have to be to jump out in front of me like that.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s an old joke but actually applies in this case since the tree actually did jump out in front of them (or at least fall down in front of them).</p>
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