Comments on: Suspect Says He’s Not Guilty Of Robbing Tom Thumb, Stealing Tires, Escape

By: K.B.

K.B. — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:47:56 +0000

Maybe the time difference in convicition could be split. Let’s say it will take somewhere around 4min. and 45sec. That should be sufficient time to come back and say “GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!!!!” (just a suggestion)LOL

By: David Huie Green

David Huie Green — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:20:04 +0000

REGARDING:
“It wouldn’t take me 10 seconds to convict this guy”

If you could convict him in ten seconds, that would be because you’ve already made up your mind. Some people make up their minds the other way and also won’t look at evidence. That is the good of a jury trial: all you need is one to say NOPE.

David for taking at least ten minutes

By: bleh

bleh — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:31:48 +0000

This guy is so royally screwed, he should have just admitted it and took a plea, now he is for sure going to get the max. Its more than enough evidence as it is.

It wouldn’t take me 10 seconds to convict this guy

By: Billy

Billy — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:11:44 +0000

I agree with the others. He is stupid and there is really no good place on this planet for someone like him. With all the evidence that proves his guilt the deputies had to have been “profiling” and that is why they caught him. Just ask him…im sure he will tell you.

By: Cynical

Cynical — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:23:22 +0000

Is it my imagination or do we seem to have an abundance of “Darwin Challenged” criminals here in Escambia County?

Let’s give a pay raise to ECSD patrol people for having to deal with dummies on a regular basis.

Seriously though. The constitution guarantees “Forest Gump’s” right to an attorney and due process. He will get regular meals in the County Jail. Maybe somebody will wise him up while he is there.

Sharp eyes there, “Me.”

By: stuart

stuart — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:13:50 +0000

Judge..”I’m sorry that you were unable to find a sufficient mode of transportation for your court appointment. I’m sure your attempt to secure proper wheels for your car was in the best of intentions, as you were obviously trying to increase your mobility. I am also aware that parts of your car may have been left at the scene of another supposed crime, with pieces of the cash register from the hiest of the Tom Thumb store, but it is complete conjecture regarding if the two were on the scene at the same time despite the eye witness evidence that your car was there around that time. I also refuse to believe the deputies that questioned you regarding these incidents from whom you ran on the day in question. I’m sure they had consumed too much coffee and KK’s to have all of their faculties about them….”

Judge should be the next contestant on the Comedy Channel

By: Pensacola resident

Pensacola resident — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:33:44 +0000

“I’m not guilty of not being in court, your honor. I was busy stealing tires for my car so I could get there, and these pesky deputies busted me. They caught me with the tires, but I did not steal them. I found them. And that camo thing in the back of my car they guy wearing that in that store video was not me. It just looked like me because it was a guy with the same build wearing the exact same clothes. Those cops are just harassig me.”