http://www.northescambia.com/2009/06/gulf-power-offers-hot-weather-tips-for-saving-money Local News for Molino, Bratt, McDavid, Century, Walnut Hill, Cantonment Fri, 17 Apr 2026 03:29:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.northescambia.com/2009/06/gulf-power-offers-hot-weather-tips-for-saving-money/comment-page-1#comment-14134 David Huie Green Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:23:41 +0000 http://www.northescambia.com/?p=8993#comment-14134 turn off your air conditioner think cool thoughts convert to nudism sit on the porch and stare at the neighbors--if you converted to nudism, they will be staring back at you go down to the gravel lakes and swim-remember to wash off the slime when you leave, Canoe Creek is cooler but avoid the drunks--if you are a drunk, you may enjoy the company of other drunks visit your brother in West Virginia, it's cool in them thar mountains buy a large ice chest, enter with ice, exit as ice melts or as you need air think of silly ways to cool off turn off your air conditioner
think cool thoughts
convert to nudism
sit on the porch and stare at the neighbors–if you converted to nudism, they will be staring back at you
go down to the gravel lakes and swim-remember to wash off the slime when you leave, Canoe Creek is cooler but avoid the drunks–if you are a drunk, you may enjoy the company of other drunks
visit your brother in West Virginia, it’s cool in them thar mountains
buy a large ice chest, enter with ice, exit as ice melts or as you need air
think of silly ways to cool off

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